- They hired someone else between my first interview and tomorrow's interview
- They had to make a budget cut and decided to withdraw my position
- They'll forget I have an interview with them and won't be there when I arrive
- As soon as they ask me a skills question, I'll forget everything that I've learned in the last two years of nursing school
- There will be a problem with one of my references
- There will be a problem when they verify past employment, considering it's been several years since I was last paid to work
- And considering that my last boss isn't the brightest bulb on the marquee, he'll unintentionally muff up the verification with the result that I come off on par with axe murderers and other social deviants
- They'll think I don't have enough clinical experience
- They won't consider my volunteer work as work experience
- The job is really for a LPN and they haven't realized that I'm an RN
- I won't be able to sleep tonight and will look like death warmed over instead of someone trying to impress
- I'll come off sounding like a blathering idiot and/or put my foot in my mouth
- Or I'll say something innocuous but which also happens to be the wrong thing to say at that particular time. God knows I do this enough as it is
- I'll get stuck in a traffic jam and be late to the interview
- I'll forget when the interview actually was scheduled for, and arrive an hour late
- On the drive there, I'll spill coffee all over myself
- I'll wake up with a migraine
- I'll wake up with food poisoning
- I'll wake up with a migraine and food poisoning
- They'll make me take one of those psychological screening tests that I'm not good at because I have a warped sense of humor
- I'll lose a contact lens during the interview
- I'll remind the interviewer of their ex/last boss/mortal enemy/someone they don't happen to like
- They won't believe what my GPA is, and ask for a transcript which I don't happen to have on me because I gave my last copy away
- When they did the background check, they'll have confused me with someone else with the exact same name who happens to be a wanted criminal
- I'll wear my lightest, most subtle perfume and it'll be the one fragrance the interviewer hates/is allergic to
- Or I'll skip the perfume to be safe, but forget the antiperspirant as well
- I'll throw up during the interview
I'm going to try and relax now.
