Work called asking if I was officially on maternity leave yet and if I wasn't, could I come in to cover because a nurse in dual diagnosis called out sick.
"Sorry, but I'm dilated. No more work for now."
Seriously, I was tempted since I knew it'd (probably) be an easy shift...then again, with my luck we'd have unexpected admissions and/or at least one patient go off the chain. And at this point, I really need to take it easy. It's nice to know that I'm still in demand, though.
I accidentally felted a pair of socks in the washer. The yarn wasn't superwash, yet it still ended up in the washing machine. The better half must have tossed them in...but he knows not to wash any of my socks.
